Fun Collector

 First episode from a comic guerrila in the car market. (Or, like Carlos Mencia says, Who’s the Man?)

I’m not Irish, but Romanian. I guess that Irish people is plenty of character. I chose for the hymn of this blog an irish song cause i’m sure that if i choise my romanian favourite drink song u cannot anderstand. So, enjoy!

Two men stay at a table in a pub and talk:

“My wife is an angel. She allways put my shoes off.”

“When you come from the bar?”

“No. When I leave to the bar.”

The husband says to his wife:

- Did you sow this young women on the beach? She smiles to me.

- That’s nothing, honney. I also found you hillarious when I sow you first time.

Old George put his byke just in the front of the Gouvernement building and start to see the view. A Secret Service man come there and say:

- Move your bike, pop, there comes ministrys, deputis, senators…

- Don’t warry. I locked it.

I don’t know English and I restart tis blog, this time in an unknown language, supposed English. My first blogs (e.g. nicuilie.info) are all in Romanian and i will try to translate them (sort off), to complete them with post writed originaly in an Unknow language (supposed English).

So don’t be imppacient if I invent words, expressions and I import topics from Romanian, Franch and Esperando: I don’t use a dictionary and my grammaire is unqualificable.

Some post will be simply stolen (and ’so-called’ translated) from the blogs of my friends, especial iwasspotles.blogspot.com. I don’t put links because I am courious when they will realise that i stole their content.

Edith Piaf - La vie en rose

In-Grid - Tu m’a promis (Tu es foutu)

Mylene Farmen - Libertine

Gloria Gaynor - I WIll Survive

Snoop Doggy Dog feat. The Doors - Riders on the storm (Killer on the road)